How to Lose a Guy in One Tinder

How far will a guy go when he thinks he's getting laid? Emily, a/s/l is 24/F/NY. I'm not actually interested in any of the guys on tinder, but thought how hilarious it would be to say crazy things to them to see what would scare them away. Turns out, they're the crazy ones for sticking around. I'm in blue, and I don't like cats or disney princesses THAT much. Follow @ 1girl1tinder

I get how this could have been perceived as “a sexual come on,” but I was really hoping he was a farmer.

I get how this could have been perceived as “a sexual come on,” but I was really hoping he was a farmer.

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    Should’ve went to Farmers Only for that.